When will I actually unpack my suitcase?
Will I ever have spoons in the silverware drawer?
How high will the garbage get before someone notices and changes the bag?
Will Victoria ever eat food that isn't white?
Will Francesca ever have less than 6 poops a day?
Will I ever sit down to eat a meal again?
Will everyone ever sleep at the same time?
Will my children do what I ask the first time?
These and other exciting questions might be answered someday. Or not.