On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one son nagging me.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two boxes of spilled Cheerios (thanks Victoria!)
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three dogs a drooling
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four sinks of dirty dishes
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five fabulous daughters
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six million unmatched socks
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven ornaments Francesca broke
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight dozen broken cookies
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine packages of empty tape rolls (and one present wrapped)
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten batteries that don't work
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven trips to the grocery store
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve million stinky diapers
and one mom who is very lucky!
Send me your songs!!!! Only 96 more hours until Christmas - my kids are counting!
LOL Love it!! Reminds me of my son's Christmas wish when he was 9... he wished for batteries... so all his annoying... ummm, I mean, wonderful!! toys would work again... dang it...and here I thought we would get away with them not making all that ummm lovely? noise
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ReplyDeleteDashing through the stores, in a hurry to get done, for the milk we go, teens arguing all the way. Bells on cell phones ring, making texting start, what joy it is they stopped glaring, they will survive the night! Oh, Jingle Bells, something smells, who forgot to flush? Toilet seat is up again, and no ones fed the pup oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle All the Way, oh thank gosh they are all in bed, now I might have some peace!
Oh my goodness!!!!! You crack me up!!
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